JOKE: Son, Go To School!

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.

MUM: Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!

SON: But why, mum? I don’t want to go.

MUM: Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.

SON: Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!

MUM: Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.

SON: Give me two reasons why I should go to school.

MUM: Well, for one, you’re 42-years-old. And for another, you’re the Principal!